The point of this site is to offer a hand of sympathy and mirth to those kindred spirits who enjoy mucking with Miva code. We are a suffering lot, sometimes cast adrift in a sea of poor documentation among tidal waves of urgency in a ship piloted by a mute captain.

The unchallenged Grand PooBah of Miva scripts remains Miva Merchant. For anyone who enjoys suffering through a hefty Miva script more than an early morning rectal exam, Merchant is a Miva freak's Mecca. And because we are a devoted (albeit odd) lot here at the MMG, this site contains a distinct slant towards the Merchant crowd.

Please be warned that there are dirty words on this site. If you are offended by curse words, sexual innuendo, poor sentence structure, and/or a sarcastic perspective on simple life events, you would be better served here.

The site was converted from auto-generated pages to manual coding. Some errors may remain, and (hopefully) will be repaired soon. Or maybe not.

See Your Pain!